• CanadianSexActs.org

    Ministry of Community Wellness & Public Service

    The site you are about to enter contains materials of sexually explicit nature and is intended for mature Canadians at least 18 years of age or older. (Or, 23 years of age in the Maritime Provinces.)

  • CanadianSexActs.org

    Hey Hoser - Part II

    Parliamentary law strictly prohibits the use of the material on this site by any persons not of such age. If you are not of legal age or are unsure of your age, please exit immediately..

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    Popsicle Check

    This site is for educational and entertainment purposes only. No polar bears, beavers, grizzleys or Inuits were hurt during building it..

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  • Montreal Meatpie

    Canada's Hard Water Problem

    Canada has a hard water problem because it's frozen most of the year. But why not slide up next to a Montreal honey and....

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  • Old King Clancy

    William Shatner, Canadian or No?

    Old King Clancey was a merry ol' soul... but man, did he ever enjoy himself!

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  • Reverse Rick Moranis

    Go to school in Canada. All the students get straight "ey's".

    What do you get when you cross Honey, I Shrunk the Kids with Ghostbusters? Easy - the Reverse Rick Moranis!

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  • Saskatoon Totem Pole

    "Schwing!" - Canadian Mike Myers

    Saskatoon is always more fun when you have someone to warm up your totem pole

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  • Musty Goaltender

    Do you know what moth balls smell like?

    It's a 2-on-1 breakaway. What do you do between the poles?

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  • Sticky Flapjack

    Just spread the moth's legs and take a whiff!

    The best way to enjoy flapjacks is with friends... but be care of the maple syrup!

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  • Squatting Eskimo

    When it comes to curling, Canada rocks.

    I bet you've always wondered what's under that Inuit parka, haven't you?

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  • Five-Legged Caribou

    Canadian coins are called 'Loonie' and 'Toonie'. I wish I was joking.

    Yep five legs... one, two, three, four... you know where the fifth is. UP TOP!

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  • Newfoundland Lobster Trap

    "I don’t trust any country that looks around a continent and says, ‘Hey, I’ll take the frozen part.’"– Jon Stewart

    Once you're in the trap, it's nearly impossible to get out. This isn't for the faint of heart!

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  • Manitoba Milk Bag

    "If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography." - Prime Minister King, circa 1925.

    The best way to combat the cold Canadian nights is with a warm bed and a full belly.

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  • Two-Handed Zamboni

    Ryan Reynolds, Canadian. Yey or ney?

    Big strong machines aren't only meant for the ice.

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  • Edmonton Soiler

    The US porn industry is under threat from Canadian softwood.

    Edmonton isn't called the Kansas City of Canada for no reason.

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Salty Prime Minister

Bigfoot sighting in Sasquatchewan.

Work up a good, salty sweat with your sweetie, eh.

Expand Your Northern Border

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2 Girls, 1 Stanley Cup

He shoots, he scores!

Canada's version of winning "The Belt".

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  • Ministry of Community Wellness and Public Service

    Français

    Encore une fois, vous devez être au moins 18 pour entrer dans ce site en raison de la nature explicite adulte des matériaux impliqués. Pour assurer que ce site est seulement utilisé par les Canadiens d'âge approprié, nous avons conçu le système suivant. Entrez votre date de naissance correcte ci-dessous. Si vous êtes d'âge approprié, le système vous permettra de continuer. Sinon, vous ne le ferez pas.


    English

    Again, you must be at least 18 to enter this site due to the explicit adult nature of the materials involved. To ensure this site is only used by Canadians of appropriate age, we have devised the following system. Enter your correct birth date below. If you are of appropriate age, the system will allow you to continue. Otherwise you will not.


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