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    Popsicle Check

    This site is for educational and entertainment purposes only. No polar bears, beavers, grizzleys or Inuits were hurt during building it..

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    Canada's Hard Water Problem

    Canada has a hard water problem because it's frozen most of the year. But why not slide up next to a Montreal honey and....

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    Hey Hoser - Part II

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  • Old King Clancy

    William Shatner, Canadian or No?

    Old King Clancey was a merry ol' soul... but man, did he ever enjoy himself!

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  • Reverse Rick Moranis

    Go to school in Canada. All the students get straight "ey's".

    What do you get when you cross Honey, I Shrunk the Kids with Ghostbusters? Easy - the Reverse Rick Moranis!

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  • Saskatoon Totem Pole

    "Schwing!" - Canadian Mike Myers

    Saskatoon is always more fun when you have someone to warm up your totem pole

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  • Musty Goaltender

    Do you know what moth balls smell like?

    It's a 2-on-1 breakaway. What do you do between the poles?

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  • Sticky Flapjack

    Just spread the moth's legs and take a whiff!

    The best way to enjoy flapjacks is with friends... but be care of the maple syrup!

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    When it comes to curling, Canada rocks.

    I bet you've always wondered what's under that Inuit parka, haven't you?

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  • Five-Legged Caribou

    Canadian coins are called 'Loonie' and 'Toonie'. I wish I was joking.

    Yep five legs... one, two, three, four... you know where the fifth is. UP TOP!

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  • Newfoundland Lobster Trap

    "I don’t trust any country that looks around a continent and says, ‘Hey, I’ll take the frozen part.’"– Jon Stewart

    Once you're in the trap, it's nearly impossible to get out. This isn't for the faint of heart!

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  • Manitoba Milk Bag

    "If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography." - Prime Minister King, circa 1925.

    The best way to combat the cold Canadian nights is with a warm bed and a full belly.

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  • Two-Handed Zamboni

    Ryan Reynolds, Canadian. Yey or ney?

    Big strong machines aren't only meant for the ice.

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  • Edmonton Soiler

    The US porn industry is under threat from Canadian softwood.

    Edmonton isn't called the Kansas City of Canada for no reason.

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Salty Prime Minister

Bigfoot sighting in Sasquatchewan.

Work up a good, salty sweat with your sweetie, eh.

Expand Your Northern Border


2 Girls, 1 Stanley Cup

He shoots, he scores!

Canada's version of winning "The Belt".

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Sneaky Snowplow: Like sunlight in January, it's a nice surprise. Learn More

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Sloppy Dog Sled: Let them take a ride on your Iditarod Mush!

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Halifax Fudge Badger: As we learned in the Lassie episode, badgers are feisty. Learn More

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